Me: Ah… 2014, I think I like you… Mind sticking around for a while?
2014: Ohh…. as flattering as that is, I must be off. My time is up.
Me: What? Wait, what? But I just started getting used to you. You can’t be over already!
2015: Aw,cheer up! I’m here now, and I’ll be the best thing to ever happen to you. I’ll make you gorgeous. We’ll start with basic workouts *babbles on about excercise*
Me: …….Oh, dear God, why?
[Moral: never trust any year that tries to make you do workouts]